Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Python Challenge

Intelligent? Logical? Try solve some of these problems....
There are only 33 levels....
good luck you gonna need it....

Thursday, 17 April 2008

Close Up to the grey ball called Moon


Parking with style

Anybody want to order one of these. I sure do.

Elizabethan Beauty!


You would think this was a race or something? :)

Found this great piece of translation at Iguazu Falls (Brazilian side)... I love how even the picture could be for some sort of hurdles race or something with a 200m cliff drop for the "overtaker"!

Spin Just for Kornel. Happy Birtyhday!!

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

My Kind of Power Trip


Food ForThought -

The British Heart foundation has taken web browsing to a great interactive level. Informing users as well as entertaining at the same time. The graphics are great. The site is full of eye candy elements.

Have a browse...

Monday, 14 April 2008

Pro photographer

The real BoardRoom Status

The Boardroom Status

The first record of boredom seems to happen once and a while, on a Monday. There is a cure .... we just dont know were to find it or how to apply it...


Laziness, Tiredness, Doodling, Tourettes and my favourite..... ADD.

Help would be appreciated.
Contact Derek.

Take on a new challenge

Thursday, 10 April 2008

F**k Everything, We're Doing Five Blades.

When satire --->
becomes reality --->

The greatest online advert ever posted



They just can't keep it up!

I am not a pro at this at any means - but surely the first rule of erecting a crane is to ensure you are on level ground and well stabilised.

Oh well - I think this new tree in my garden will just have to grow on me!

By the way - the part you don't see is the extended boom that was about 40m+ tall!

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Secreterial & PA Job

The Firewater Group, based in Sandton, is looking for a new front desk face / vampire slayer to fit in with our dynamic and crazy office culture.

We require a young female (models most welcome) for a full-time position. Required for general office, secretarial and PA duties to the over worked and too-young-to-retire partners. The ideal candidate would be a table tennis champion with advanced scrabble playing skills, a love of karaoke and a psychic connection with the stationery cupboard.

Own reliable transport essential.
- PC Literate (MS Office, Internet, Email and Windows)
- Well spoken, polite, presentable and intelligent
- Excellent people & stress skills
- Eager learner
- Extreme sense of humour
- Efficient, neat, on top of her game

- Book-keeping
- Copywriting skills
- Marketing / communication experience
- Undergrad degree / tertiary diploma
- Fire-eating
- Pet detective
- Paintball Target
- Highly tuned shopping skills
- Encyclopaedic knowledge of junk food

Remuneration: R6000 - R8000
Province: Gauteng
Education level: Matric
Own transport required: Yes
City: Sandton
Type: Permanent
Job level: JuniorMid

Please email your CV to [email protected] to apply.


Accounts Assisstant Job

Are you allergic to chickpea's, could you assist The Grinch in stealing Christmas, Do you like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain, can you count? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions this position could be for you.

We are a young, dynamic group of companies [Firewater Group] based in Sandton with an opening for a half or full day accounts assistant. The ideal candidate would be young, organised and pro active with a passion for filing and all their own teeth.
• Matric
• A sense of humour
• Own reliable transport
• Computer literacy
• Some knowledge of Pastel preferred

Duties will include:
• Capturing invoices onto Pastel
• Reconciliation of debtors accounts
• Generation of statements for clients
• Ensuring all clients receive statements timeously
• Collection of outstanding accounts - liaising with clients
• Resolving queries fast and accurately
• Checking completeness on invoicing

• Ensuring that all supplier invoices are correct and supported
• Capturing invoices onto Pastel
• Reconciliation of creditors accounts
• Generation of recons for suppliers
• Ensuring all queries are resolved quickly

• Assisting with stock Reconciliations
• Cross Checking Bank Recons
• Assisting with preparation of month ends
• Assisting with cross checking statutory returns

Remuneration: Neg on experience
Province: Gauteng
Education level: Matric
Own transport required: Yes
City: Sandton
Type: Permanent
Job level: Junior

Please send you CV to [email protected] to apply.


Monday, 7 April 2008

Caution! Wet Floor!

So I see this sign in a men's room @ Sandton City and am thinking....

"Take the sign out the Urinal and p*ss won't run off the sign onto the floor."