Friday, 12 December 2008

It's Time for Another Party!

This year Firewater Interactive hits the campaign trail as we start yet another party! Who can COPE(tm) with all these choices? See you in the new year!!!
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Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Sandton City New Development Artist's Impressions

These are images of the new Sandton City refurbishment project. They are starting now on their R1.7billion project. The really tall tower at the top is a new building that aims to claim back the skyline after the Michaelangelo took that status away.

The 4 blocks are some new residential apartments ontop of Sandton City.

Monday, 1 December 2008

Brickies Labourer in Bangladesh

If ever they have a show “India’s Got Talent” – then these are some tough competitors!

Monday, 24 November 2008

A staitionery vehicle in the intersection of South and Bowling

I just couldn’t resist this one! A stationery vehicle in the intersection of South and Bowling! Doh!

How to pay off your M5

Quite simple.... buy fake goods at the robots (aka traffic lights).

Monday, 17 November 2008

Grade 2 IQ Test

What’s wrong here?

This is the lift from Silver Star Casino in Krugersdorp. There is a great steak restaurant there simply called Steak (visit them at

Saturday, 15 November 2008

UK Power Failure Sign

The difference is in SA we would have had a more permanent sign made for power failures.

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Zen Wars

Some ideas of things to do with your mate's Zen Garden!!

Things to do with your mate’s Zen Garden.

Thursday, 23 October 2008

SABC2 Chairman

Unlucky for some “chairman”!

C'mon all - pay yout tv licence!! The SABC need to buy some decent furniture for the fat cats!!!!

Yellow snow

FYI: Miller lite taste's like someone has taken a used REAL BEER
bottle and filled it with water.

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

MicroArt #4 - Cardboard

This is a piece of cardboard (actually shrapnel from a widow maker that was thrown into the studio by some sick bastard!)

Vodacom's SVS (Short Voice Service) - Free until 9 Nov

Vodacom today, Wednesday, 22 October 2008, announced the launch of its Short Voice Service (SVS) - a voice-based message service that enables Vodacom customers to send a 30-second voice message to any other Vodacom customer's cellphone without having to talk to them. To use SVS, dial the #digit followed by the number of the recipient (i.e. #082 123 4567) and leave the SVS. The SVS service will be free of charge until 9 November, when R0.90, anytime of the day, will be charged. For more, click here.

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MicroArt - #3 Nick's chinny chin chin

More stuff at 200x zoom... my beard! Of sorts.

Shaved yesterday by the way...with a probably-needs-to-be-replaced Gillette Mach III

Fun beard facts (from my memory of Chappies wrappers so maybe not exactly facts):
1. Blonde beards grow the fastest.
2. Your beard grows faster when you think about sex.

I am blonde, and sex think sex about sex a sex completely sex normal sex amount.

MicroArt - #2 Nick's Eyeball

Part two of the playing-with-the-USB-microscope series.... My eyeball.

Not to give you any ideas, but please don't streal my identity like what happened to Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire.

 Having those light's burning my retina while Derek fiddled with the focus didn't hurt at all...

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

MicroArt - #1 Pixels

We bought a fantastic new gadget at the office – a USB microscope with a 200x zoom!

So I have decided to start posting interesting things on to this blog.

So here is our first one... this is a whole bunch of pixels from my Laptop.

Any requests?

Thursday, 9 October 2008


I swear I only bumped it a little! Good thing there wasn't any coffee on this table! Yaw!

Sunday, 28 September 2008

Karma's a bitch Dealstream!!!

DFear Russell Leigh & the team of Dealstream (

It was only a matter of time that your screwing people around and over would catch up with you.

It’s a pity that so many people invested in Delastream and your devious schemes and they have to pay for Dealstreams misappropriations!

Oh well... have a nice life or we meet again!

PS: I thought I would capture an image of the Dealstream homepage for you - if you want a high resolution image to add to the Russel Leigh family album.

Friday, 26 September 2008

Friday, 19 September 2008

Fat Cat Archer

Just to put things in perspective – I have a size 13 foot (just over 30cm).

I have no idea how Archer maintains this size... I can assure you it is not from catching birds or mice and eating them in his spare time! He is so lazy he won't even get up to eat. In fact I have watched birds eat his food from his bowl in claws reach from him!

Is he really?

I think so!
This chap brings a smile to my face whenever I visit West Park Cemetery. MHDSRIP.

If a tree falls...

We all have heard the argument “If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a noise?”

Well – if one lift is ‘not operational’ and you press the button then it clearly won’t come and you would just get into the lift that does come. Is there a point for this sign?

And another thing... when you mention “use the next lift” and then put an arrow to

the “this lift” it confuses the hell out of people... (see point above)!

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Monday, 15 September 2008

Do not poke a leopard

Welcome to Africa!! :)

SABC :: Era of digital television dawns


South Africa will start its migration to digital TV when Sentech switches on the digital signal on 1 November 2008, placing it well ahead in respect of meeting one of our broadcasting guarantees for the 2010 FIFA World Cup. With the digital switch on this year South Africa will join the few leading countries in the world that have started this process.


The switch-off date for the analogue signal is 1 November 2011. This gives South Africa a three-year migration period. This is commonly referred to as the dual-illumination period because both the digital and analogue signals are transmitted.


All South Africans will need to migrate to the digital TV era. This does not mean that we have to get rid of our TV sets. During the dual illumination period we will still be able to continue watching television as usual. Only after November 2011, when the analogue signal is switched off, will we need to have a set-top-box (STB) in order to continue watching television using our current TV sets.


A set top box is a type of decoder that converts the digital signal into an analogue one so that households with analogue TVs can continue to watch television services after the analogue signal is switched off. These boxes will be made in and customized for South Africa.


The South African STB will be more than a signal converter. It will be designed to make the delivery of government information and services possible for the citizen from home. It is estimated that the retail price of this special STB will be about R700.

Excerpt from an official document from the Department of Communications, published in the Sunday Times on August 17, 2008

Sunday, 14 September 2008

Random Skype (alon.balon)

Mark - This is not me – don’t bother trying to add it!

It's scary how targeted facebook ads are!

So I was causally browsing (aka wasting time) on Facebook and saw this ad... impressive how they target ads to their users!!

Friday, 12 September 2008

English - Why you must learn it!!

Looks like your folks had too much of that $5 sucky-saki when they bought you your t-shirt!

Sunday, 7 September 2008

Laserpod - Ideal Gadget / Gift / Have2Have Toy

The Laserpod is on my top-10 list of have to have gadgets. Whether you buy it for yourself, as a gift for a gadget lover, want to advance into the future of the Lava-Lamp or looking for a unique present - check out the Laserpod // Lava lamp of the 21st century!

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Beyond Platinums Remote Control Extender

If you know me you will know that I love my gadgets and I need to tell the world. Actually I prefer to bring them around to my place and show off but there is no room to host the world and I am still waiting on furniture!

Anyways - if you have a gazillion remote controls and hate the look of the Ellies Wizard Remote Blaster that everyone has gotten know then you will love Beyond Platinum's Remote Control Extender. Instead of the ugly remote blaster transmitter - all you do is replace a battery in each control you want to use.

This also stops you turning off the TV in the other bedroom if you have the same TV.

Ellies Remote Blaster - 0 Beyond Platinum's Remote Extender - 1

Monday, 1 September 2008

Ask how many times??

I am trying to figure out what the point is of Nedbank's 'Ask Once' campaign.... I had an issue with their website, tried to use their online form to report it which in itself had errors. Finally I find an email address in their 'Access to information act' document which unanswered for weeks. So I complained to Ask Once, they replied promtly and I sent them my original complaint....

Another week went by and I had not heard from them... so I went to the top and called on to actually get a response (that site rocks!).

Nedbank - stop charging me Internet Banking fees for your 2nd rate technical and customer services. Instead of paying for useless campaigns that come and bite you in the a$$ - spend the money on some real Internet Banking Development... in fact I highly reccomend you open an account with Standard Bank and FNB and use their FREE Internet Banking and see what Nedbank's Internet Banking has to compete with.

Also - I suggest you drop this stupid message on your Nedbank Internet Banking home page - I have no doubt your 'new functionality' will be old when you (eventually) release it. You are raising client's expectations and it will allso bite you in the a$$!

New Functionality Coming Soon!
We will soon be introducing enhancements to our Internet Banking site.
NetBank will offer exciting new functionality which you have requested as well as enhancements to existing functionality to further improve your online banking experience. Watch this space for further information.

Tuesday, 5 August 2008

Telkom gets something right!

For the first time in eight years Telkom has correctly published Firewater's details in the phonebook! Woo!

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Awesome pic!

Nick thought this was a neat pic for Firewater:)

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

no FUN - hahahahahha!!!!

This is so worth watching.
The national organisation legislation against fun.

Monday, 12 May 2008

Fishy Cock Sauce

Hmmm.... I wonder if they use the traditional recipe for making fishy cock sauce??

I found this in Parkmore 11th Ave. Food is really good. For shits and gigles - have a look at the ingredients on their curry paste sauces... they use a special ingredient called "kaffir lime". I am suprised the goverment hasn't made them change it!

Here are their details if you
Tai Su Thai & Sushi Shop 7, 130 11th Street, Parkmore, Sandton.
Tel: 011 883 2202

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

A bit of Triworks

Have a browse at this work. The portfolio is
show cased so well.

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Lost / Lonely in Translation...

I still cant figure out where "Lonely Gays" comes from when listing shots of alcohol!

Maybe something happens to you when you drink shots of Campari at Sao Paulo Airport in the morning on your own?