Friday, 8 December 2017

Stillmen wish you and your family a happy New Year!

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BREAKING NEWS: SPRINGBOK COACHES ANNOUNCED!
Head coach - Izelle; Assistant coaches - Alon and Rusty. Never watched a game of rugby, knew they could do a better job.
WE'RE
ON A
MISSION


Our team will be on a secret mission from 15 December until 4 January. We know its not so secret if we tell you... but just in case, we are going to leave the details for our point of contact.

Alon Berman +27 83 453 1690
[email protected]

Wish us luck, we are going to need it!

COMMENTS FROM THE FAMILY OF MISS UNIVERSE
"We couldn't be prouder parents!" – Ian and Courtney. "I'm definitely the prettier sister" – Thabang.
BE WISE AND LEGALISE
Dagga Couple calls for assistance from the expertise of Jon, Megan and Jerminah in the fight to legalise marijuana.
SHOWER POWER
Shana, Mdu, Julius and Cherise explain the easiest way 4 people can shower at once - due to Cape Town water crisis. "It's a bit squishy at first, but after a while you really get to bond."
SAY BYE BYE BOB!
Mark, Evan, Dineo and Dee start a new political party, Firewater - set to replace Zanu-PF. Zimbabweans welcome the change by putting fire and water on everything.



CHEESE 'N YAMA
First all dairy chesanyama to open thanks to Mpho, Kyle and Stephan. "We think everything is better with cheddar."





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Monday, 15 May 2017

Firewater is moving offices


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Dear Customer,

We wanted to let you know that we will be moving into our new offices on Friday the 19th of May.

We will be closed the day of the move and re-open on Monday the 22nd of May.

1st Floor, Building 3, Country Club Estate,
21 Woodlands Drive, Woodmead, Sandton, South Africa
Firewater Location
Our contact number and operating hours remain unchanged +27 11 262 6056.

We look forward to meeting with you at our new home.

Regards,

Mark, Alon and the Firewater Team

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