Friday, 8 December 2017

Stillmen wish you and your family a happy New Year!

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BREAKING NEWS: SPRINGBOK COACHES ANNOUNCED!
Head coach - Izelle; Assistant coaches - Alon and Rusty. Never watched a game of rugby, knew they could do a better job.
WE'RE
ON A
MISSION


Our team will be on a secret mission from 15 December until 4 January. We know its not so secret if we tell you... but just in case, we are going to leave the details for our point of contact.

Alon Berman +27 83 453 1690
alon@firewater.net

Wish us luck, we are going to need it!

COMMENTS FROM THE FAMILY OF MISS UNIVERSE
"We couldn't be prouder parents!" – Ian and Courtney. "I'm definitely the prettier sister" – Thabang.
BE WISE AND LEGALISE
Dagga Couple calls for assistance from the expertise of Jon, Megan and Jerminah in the fight to legalise marijuana.
SHOWER POWER
Shana, Mdu, Julius and Cherise explain the easiest way 4 people can shower at once - due to Cape Town water crisis. "It's a bit squishy at first, but after a while you really get to bond."
SAY BYE BYE BOB!
Mark, Evan, Dineo and Dee start a new political party, Firewater - set to replace Zanu-PF. Zimbabweans welcome the change by putting fire and water on everything.



CHEESE 'N YAMA
First all dairy chesanyama to open thanks to Mpho, Kyle and Stephan. "We think everything is better with cheddar."





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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental **cough cough**.

Monday, 15 May 2017

Firewater is moving offices


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Dear Customer,

We wanted to let you know that we will be moving into our new offices on Friday the 19th of May.

We will be closed the day of the move and re-open on Monday the 22nd of May.

1st Floor, Building 3, Country Club Estate,
21 Woodlands Drive, Woodmead, Sandton, South Africa
Firewater Location
Our contact number and operating hours remain unchanged +27 11 262 6056.

We look forward to meeting with you at our new home.

Regards,

Mark, Alon and the Firewater Team

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Friday, 18 December 2015

Monday, 15 December 2014

We’re packing our toys away for 2014!

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We’re so exhausted, our arms are falling off (probably lost between the couch cushions?) Time to “LEGO” of 2014 and recharge for another busy year of building ahead!

The Firewater toy box will be closing on Friday 19th of December,
and will reopen on Thursday 8th of January 2015.

Blocked up while we are away?

To be used only in cases of EXTREME, CATASTROPHIC, EARTH-SHATTERING emergency, you can reach us on this number:

Firewater Interactive | Alon | +27-83-453-1690 | alon@firewater.net

Looking forward to another year of creative construction in 2015!

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Friday, 13 December 2013

It's time to Rock Out as we Clock Out

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It's time to Rock Out as we Clock Out - Firewater Interactive Year End 2013
Closing on: 20 / 12 / 2013
Re-opening on: 09 / 01 / 2014
We need to focus on getting the band off the ground…
Your favourite digital rock stars are in desperate need of a bit of R&R, so before we take
that giant leap into 2014, we’ll be taking a little break from the 20th December 2013
until the 9th January 2014.

In case of emergency (a REAL emergency!) you can get in touch on +27 83 453 1690
or drop us an email at support@firewater.net. See you next year!

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